Marlow women with tattoos - what does it mean?
During the summer especially in Marlows pubs there are numerous women and girls with tattoos - what is it all about then?
The tattoos look like deformed animals to Chinese writing all usually within the same locations - shoulder blade, top of arm or at the base of the back. Some are on their tummies that look like soup spoons.
What is this phenomenon? Surely it cant be anything to do with them trying to be fashionable or being an 'individual' as those that are at the leading edge of these life skill technologies would never be seen following the herd like this would they? (come back hot pants and tank tops - all is foregiven).
Am I the only one that has seen the movie 'Blade' where people wear a tattoo as a bar code marker to set their ownership to some other blood sucking vampire alien..... I don't know.....Perhaps this analogy is perhaps not to wide of the mark when you think about looking at some of 'Stacey' and 'Sharon' reptiles that tend to show off these skin markings with pride while others really are pretty young and educated things indeed.
The only conclusion that I can come to as to why so many females are having graffiti symbols welded to their skin is that it is in fact a brand new sort of body bar code for the pub & club going males. If you stare at one long enough after 8 pints of lager they turn into a blip-vert (hazey advertisement) that suddenly says 'easy shag'.
Try it while your waiting to be served at the 'Market' (old Crown) or the Claytons lounge on a Friday night where you will see the more prune wrinkled type of bar codes displayed on the more mature ladies. For the more fresh faced bar codes plenty can be viewed at the Cross keys or the Lion.
Just think how many bar coded grannies will be running around in 20 years time...........oohhh....eerr - where's my chunder bucket!
The tattoos look like deformed animals to Chinese writing all usually within the same locations - shoulder blade, top of arm or at the base of the back. Some are on their tummies that look like soup spoons.
What is this phenomenon? Surely it cant be anything to do with them trying to be fashionable or being an 'individual' as those that are at the leading edge of these life skill technologies would never be seen following the herd like this would they? (come back hot pants and tank tops - all is foregiven).
Am I the only one that has seen the movie 'Blade' where people wear a tattoo as a bar code marker to set their ownership to some other blood sucking vampire alien..... I don't know.....Perhaps this analogy is perhaps not to wide of the mark when you think about looking at some of 'Stacey' and 'Sharon' reptiles that tend to show off these skin markings with pride while others really are pretty young and educated things indeed.
The only conclusion that I can come to as to why so many females are having graffiti symbols welded to their skin is that it is in fact a brand new sort of body bar code for the pub & club going males. If you stare at one long enough after 8 pints of lager they turn into a blip-vert (hazey advertisement) that suddenly says 'easy shag'.
Try it while your waiting to be served at the 'Market' (old Crown) or the Claytons lounge on a Friday night where you will see the more prune wrinkled type of bar codes displayed on the more mature ladies. For the more fresh faced bar codes plenty can be viewed at the Cross keys or the Lion.
Just think how many bar coded grannies will be running around in 20 years time...........oohhh....eerr - where's my chunder bucket!
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